OMG SOMEBODY GIVE ME HER PHONE CASE PLZZZ !!

(Source: illaddict)

WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”

coloredcandycanes:

outspokenandunapologetic:

sanctityisdead:

screamshizzy:

Rihanna: “BULLET!!! BULLET!!! BUMACLOT!!!!! BULLET!!! ADELE MI GYAL DEM!!!! BULLET!!!!! BLOOODCLOT!!!!! BULLET!!!!!”

^^LMAO!

Lmaooo

HAHAHA!!

(Source: shesbombb)

kushandstilettos:

studsensation:

fauxfauxpas:

thechocolatebrigade:

curvesahead:

dailymurf:

thelittlekneesofbees:

theafrosistuh:

foundlovedshared:

I had no idea Vulvas were so..diverse. #shameonme

I didn’t know either.  LOL

(via sensuallyexplicit)

nicoosuxx:

sir, we found your son.

& his best friend

we also found your daughter

BTW YOUR WIFE ASKED WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE DOING THERE.

(Source: followeed)

Reblog if you want (1) pervy message.

japanxengland:

xenwarrior:

I always want a pervy message.

Eh, sure why not.

(Source: tush)

Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to bullying.

Reblog if you care.

(Source: lmaogtfo)